Are you familiar with the drinking game “I Never”? Who knows where this pastime began, but basically the deal is that you make a statement that outlines an embarrassing activity (usually sexual), and if you’ve done it, you have to drink.
Example: I never got it on in the bathroom of a fast food restaurant.
Now I would not drink, but if you had, you would. Got it? I’m starting a game of musical “I Never” right here, based around embarrassing musical experiences.
I never lip synched (with feeling) to Cheap Trick’s “The Flame,” possibly while watching my reflection in a picture window.
<Steve drinks>
Who’s next?
